Hogwired

It was painful for us Hog fans...but it looks like A.D. Mr. Long found his man in Mr. Petrino. Sure, everybody in Atlanta hates the guy for the way he left...but, hey, now Falcon fans can go back to their other favorite sport...dogfighting! Most important upside to this new hire...no more bad Houston Nutt puns such as "Houston we've got a problem," or some other slam-dunk use of the name Nutt and Houston. Pig Soeeee! over and out.